The Dangers of Leche Addiction

Yes, you've heard about that dreaded affliction that strikes at anytime....LECHE ADDICTION. Those who suffer from this scourge of the little class can be identified by the following signs:

1. They crave leche at all hours, regardless of the sleep patterns of those around them.
2. They become irritable if not provided with leche exactly when they want it.
3. After consuming immoderate amounts of leche they enter a stupor "leche drunk" and look a bit silly.

See below for a handy clip out image to aid you in diagnosis.


When not consuming leche, the addict may be found visiting the doctor's office where the following phases can be heard:

1. "Her heart sounds perfect."
2. "She's lost some weight but that's to be expected and nothing to worry about since the leche has come in."
3. "Look at all that hair!"

Finally, those who love a leche addict may discover the car seat's powerful soporific effect a tempting storage solution. It should be used in moderation and only under the careful monitoring of the fashion police (look at those pants!).